Anonymous:
So this past summer I decided to get a grindr (a gay dating app) and this dude hit me up he was fine as hell and had muscles. So we meet up and we fucked and it turned into like a summer thing. So the school year starts and the nigga my p.e teacher
Anonymous:
Do you "hate" all white people?

bishopmyles:

black--lamb:

can i phone a friend?

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*calling ancestors……*

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they say “yes.”

Fine & Funny lol.

  • American: I want to live in the UK.
  • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
  • African: I want to live in the UK.
  • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
  • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
  • French: I want to live in the UK.
  • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
  • British: wat
  • Irish: feckin' English bastards
  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

(via guy)